And instead of waxing poetic about how great he is, how lucky I am, and how perfect our life is, I'm going to "keep it real". He is great, I am pretty lucky, but this here ain't no fairy tale!
So here's 10 Things I Hate About You {the husband edition}
- He drives past 2 Walmarts and at least 5 gas stations on his way home but will still call me and ask me to pick up Dr. Peppers on my way home.
- He eats chicken noodle soup straight from the can. No heating, no diluting, GROSS!
- He waters the grass without no regard for the water bill. I prefer my green in the bank not on the lawn Mister!
- He uses fifty-eleven (ok, it's more like 3) paper towels regardless of the size of the spill/mess/whatever.
- How he says "it's not your fault" when I say "I'm sorry" ie: (Him) I have a headache (Me) I'm sorry (Him) It's not your fault.
- The way he thinks "your boobs are huge" is a compliment.
- How he rolls over and tells me he can't sleep every 20 minutes when I'm trying to sleep.
- The way he slicks down Sassy's hair with baby lotion so that she looks like a Greaser.
- The fact that he has no idea what a Greaser is.
- That he insists that he *has to* have the tv on in order to fall asleep.
Ok, so really this is more a list of things that annoy the crap outta me but whatever...y'all know what I mean. I'm sure he could whip out a list of things that I do that annoy the crap out of him in no time flat, I'm not exactly easy to live with!
What does your husband/significant other/pet do that annoys the crap outta you?
What does your husband/significant other/pet do that annoys the crap outta you?
